My God, I hope the boxes aren't judging me as I wear a sweat shirt, and brush crumbs off my chest. Don't want to ruin the profession...
I was a good boy this month and wore my dress shoes instead of my black sneakers, and actually got a haircut. Still need to trim my nose hairs though... No wonder all the Delta pilots look at me when I walk around the DTW terminal... Guess it has nothing to do with the 747 pin on my zipper tie.