Originally Posted by cfimechanic

I thought it would be fun to start a collection of the worst aircraft squawks people have seen. The reason for this is,

1. To help pilots understand what makes a good and bad write up

2. Its funny.

My favorite one I got was

Squawk
"Landing gear makes noise"

What the hell am I supposed to do with that. Corrective action, landing gears make lots of noises, might as well write up the engines while we are at it.