"Am I going to make my connection"
"You look so young, are you even able to drive"
"Do you always fly the same route"
"So you're a copilot, when will you get to fly the airplane."
"Do pilots have many wives"*
"I just looked at the weather on my phone and it looks like it's sunny, are you sure it's weather what's causing out delay?"
After late arrival at gate due to min rest, "About time you showed up for work"
I'm sure I have a few more in my diskette.