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Old 04-04-2021, 06:57 AM   #7  
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On this Easter, I believe the high priests have made a sacrifice to the gods of Covid with the holy blood of the foggable antiseptic spray. They were pleased with the offering and have made the middle seat available to two days.

Any longer than two days will invoke their terrible wrath with a most awful new variant of the ‘rona. Do not test their patience.

It’s science, people. You wouldn’t argue with science, would you?
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