Originally Posted by
DeltaboundRedux
On this Easter, I believe the high priests have made a sacrifice to the gods of Covid with the holy blood of the foggable antiseptic spray. They were pleased with the offering and have made the middle seat available to two days.
Any longer than two days will invoke their terrible wrath with a most awful new variant of the ‘rona. Do not test their patience.
It’s science, people. You wouldn’t argue with science, would you?
Thou shall make it 2. Not 3. Most surely not 1. 5 is out of the question
Thouest make it be 2 so that the people rejoice and feast on pheasants, and geese, and fruit bats and orangutans.
Thouest shall surely not exceed 2 as thest making 3 would meet with most certain scorn and ridicule.
No, verily, thy days shall be....2