Originally Posted by
Duckdude
TSA guy in Richmond the other day was trying to stop a determined old lady from putting her cat on the conveyor belt. He kept saying this is an X-Ray, not a CAT scan. She finally caught on and asked what she should do. He said you’ll have to let the cat out of the bag. Had a lot more bad cat jokes too, but at least he had a sense of humor.
I took my dog to the vet. He was unresponsive. The vet said he was dead. I ask for more tests. He opened the door, in walked a cat. The cat scampered in front of the dog. No response from the dog. The vet said that would be $500. I said for what? He said for the CAT scan.