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Old 05-22-2006, 12:40 PM
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calcapt
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Default Flight Attendant Jokes

Man goes to hotel bar knowing flight crews stay there. His goal is to pick up on FAs. So he doesn't sound like a dork asking if eash pretty girl is a FA he decides to do it this way. He walks up to a pretty girl and recites a famous airline slogan and if the girl recognizes it he knows he has found himself a FA. So he approaches the first pretty girl and says "We love to fly and it shows." When he was met with a blank stare he moved on. To girl number two he says " The only way to fly". She too looks equally confused so he tries a third time. To girl number three he says "Work Hard - Fly right". the girl looked him straight in the eye and said "Hey dumbsh$t, what in the hell do you want and why are you acting so stupid?" Ahhh he thinks to himself, I have found myself an American Airlines FA.
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