And now for something completely different. I had to re-read this several times and my wife found this so hysterical, she made me read it to her several times before bed while she laughed hysterically. You really couldn't make this up.
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/ind...t_charged.html
This will help bring a moment of levity to these merger discussions. Just remember, if you think our lives in the merger are bad, somebody else is having a worse day.