Some say that his first name really is “The,” and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they’d all be pregnant including the camera men… all we know is, he’s called the Stig.

Jeremy: Some say that to unlock him, you have to run your finger down his face, and that if he was getting divorced from Paul McCartney, he’d keep his stupid whiney mouth shut! All we know is, he’s called The Stig.

BBC newsgirl Kate Silverton, 38, said: “He never took his helmet off but he does have nice eyes. I thought he was quite hot!”