This has gotta be DM's project submitted from New Zealand during the "Expository writing that builds Unity"/Leadership Seminar.
Course Outline:
During this three day course we will wax poetic about our noble intentions and re-invent ourselves as the global leaders of our individual unions. Ambiance will be enhanced by Caviar, Champagne, Corky's BBQ, and guided tours of the New Zealand Rain Forest including the set where "Lord of the Rings" was filmed. Following a "surprise" guest speech by President Obama about the importance of creating an air of self-importance, individual seminar participants will author a missive intended to ring a noble tone and a new idealism using an implausibly ridiculous allegory all while trying to minimize a condescending tone. Paternal direct references to "Flying the Line" must be incorporated.
Each participant running for elective office will receive a limited edition replica "Ring" with the inscription:
"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"
IFALPA will provide members in Hobbit attire if the participants want to practice ruling MiddleEarth.
Sorry CR......couldn't resist. I found your other two posts informative....this one was silly.......because everyone knows that the Barbie is still Hot!!!! Except in this day and age......she's also loose.
