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Old 11-18-2005, 07:09 PM
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Delta102
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Smile The Rules

Pilot Rules


The PILOT always make THE RULES.

THE RULES are subject to change at any time
without prior notification.

No CO-PILOT can possibly know all THE RULES.

If the PILOT suspects the CO-PILOT knows all THE
RULES, he must immediately change some or all
THE RULES.

The PILOT is never wrong.

If the PILOT is wrong, it is due to a
misunderstanding wich was a direct result of
something the CO-PILOT did or said wrong.

The CO-PILOT must apologize immediately for
causing such misunderstanding.

The PILOT may change his mind at any time.

The CO-PILOT must never change his mind without
the express written concent of the PILOT.

The PILOT has every right to be angry or upset at
any time.
The CO-PILOT must remain calm at all times unless
the PILOT wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The CO-PILOT is expected to mind read at all
times.
The PILOT is ready when he is ready.

The CO-PILOT must be ready at all times.

Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in
Bodily harm.

The CO-PILOT who doesn't abide by THE RULES is
grounded.
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