Originally Posted by DryMotorBoatin

that happened to me once. i was buying my wife some lingerie when an old college friend of mine slipped a digital video into my bag when i wasnt looking. it turns out that video was footage of the murder of Congressman Phil Hammersly. well, luckily for me, this old paranoid guy that used to work for the NSA got in contact with me and we evaded the government for several days while they all chased after us. the bad news is they killed an old girlfriend of mine trying to frame me. we set them up good though...we told the government that these mafia guys got the tape they want...we told the mafia guys that the government guys were after some other tape. well they had a big shootout. it all turned out good for me.