On a short trip with extra room in the bag I sometimes deadhead in a nice suit, shined shoes and a fresh haircut. It really screws with some peoples minds and gets a few legitimate "Sirs" thrown my way. (Vs Subic "Sirrrrrrs")
Besides: "O" would NEVER dream I worked for FDX and I can hide in plain sight.
My vote for the "Award"? The drunk that informs the arresting officer where they work!