ACP: Z**, where's your hat?
ZM: It's in my suitcase
ACP: Why's it in your suitcase?
ZM: Because it's too small - it doesn't fit me.
ACP: Why don't you get a larger hat?
ZM: If I got a larger hat, it wouldn't fit in my suitcase.
ACP: Uncontrollable laughter.
Priceless!
Last edited by Need4Speed; 07-24-2010 at 12:51 PM.
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