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08-21-2020, 01:05 PM
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I was just waiting for more word from the mask nazi flight operations department on the latest deck chair rearrangement decree from the Titanic bridge.
Isn’t it pretty to think that something relevant might come out of that office.
Cost savings/furlough mitigation idea: fire all flight ops management and replace with a slew of Karens. They’ll be cheaper, will work remote for no benefits, never utilize flight benefits, happily enforce mask policy at work in their subdivisions, and have a much better skill set to handle the core office responsibilities under the new normal! They’ll probably even use their off time to help AWAC lobby for the Green New Deal to make sure we’ll all be out of a job just in case this current mess doesn’t sink us! Win-Win-Win
Isn’t it pretty to think that something relevant might come out of that office.
Cost savings/furlough mitigation idea: fire all flight ops management and replace with a slew of Karens. They’ll be cheaper, will work remote for no benefits, never utilize flight benefits, happily enforce mask policy at work in their subdivisions, and have a much better skill set to handle the core office responsibilities under the new normal! They’ll probably even use their off time to help AWAC lobby for the Green New Deal to make sure we’ll all be out of a job just in case this current mess doesn’t sink us! Win-Win-Win
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