Way to go guys!!
 

Well, you broke it! Or is it just me?

Context is nice

I assume 9am trip trading crashed?

it did. For about 3 terrifying minutes.

When you're running on a 386 chip with Win98 you have to remember to really crank up the AC in the office on those high-demand days.

Good thing there was a focus on fixing IT after the IT disaster(s) this summer.

My life actually flashed before my eyes.

I agree with this one. Our IT needs some serious help.

I highly doubt Crew Access runs on the same servers as the company’s operating software.

It’s still owned and operated by the same amateurs utilizing chintzy infrastructure.

No acceptable excuses.