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Birdsmash
07-19-2018, 09:58 AM
So there I was. We’d just entered German airspace and I was struggling to finish my meal before TOD when things start to get busy. I was complaining about how difficult it was to eat half a lobster tail in the shell with crappy plastic silverware. My FO non-chalantly replied “You know, only an airline pilot would complain about his lobster dinner”. I could only agree with him as I continued to try and dig the darn thing out of the shell.


tiredofjrm
07-19-2018, 02:19 PM
Words that have never been uttered by an ABX pilot ever.

ke4lir
07-19-2018, 02:58 PM
Words that have never been uttered by an ABX pilot ever.Yea right!

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No Land 3
07-19-2018, 03:59 PM
I get plenty of salmon, but never a lobster tail!

nitefr8dog
07-20-2018, 03:16 AM
I get plenty of salmon, but never a lobster tail!
We are usually fighting over the size or number of required sandwiches as they try to save the airline 1 sandwhich at a time.

JohnBurke
07-20-2018, 03:43 AM
So there I was. We’d just entered German airspace and I was struggling to finish my meal before TOD when things start to get busy. I was complaining about how difficult it was to eat half a lobster tail in the shell with crappy plastic silverware. My FO non-chalantly replied “You know, only an airline pilot would complain about his lobster dinner”. I could only agree with him as I continued to try and dig the darn thing out of the shell.

Hold on a tic.

You guys get silverware?

filejw
07-21-2018, 01:45 PM
Hold on a tic.

You guys get silverware?

Better yet you guys actually eat crew meals (airline food )?:eek:

JohnBurke
07-21-2018, 04:17 PM
Better yet you guys actually eat crew meals (airline food )?:eek:

I do not.

I carry copious gummy bear reserves in my bag. A boy scout is never unprepared.

CactusCrew
07-21-2018, 06:50 PM
Words that have never been uttered by an ABX pilot ever.

Does this look more like it ?



http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww316/lapenna/IMG_1192-1.jpg


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h312/Aguardiente/1C92497A-9350-4F69-9357-280D854C0D3D-2097-0000023B69717E6D.jpg

nitefr8dog
07-22-2018, 03:37 AM
Does this look more like it ?



http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww316/lapenna/IMG_1192-1.jpg



http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h312/Aguardiente/1C92497A-9350-4F69-9357-280D854C0D3D-2097-0000023B69717E6D.jpg
Wow all healthy! Yum yum! I have chest pain just looking at the pictures...

JohnBurke
07-22-2018, 03:35 PM
That explains what happened to my last root canal.

zerozero
07-23-2018, 05:41 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h312/Aguardiente/1C92497A-9350-4F69-9357-280D854C0D3D-2097-0000023B69717E6D.jpg

What is that?

Stewed anus?

CactusCrew
07-23-2018, 09:01 AM
I think that was tube steak, with the vein.

:eek:

Other one was a breakfast, after the dog buried it.

:D

Seriously, that is what we get served for some of the long flights out of ANC at Brown.

Jurassic Jet
07-23-2018, 09:52 AM
What is that?

Stewed anus?

If it is, it certainly isn’t on an ABX flight. They’d never splurge on that.

nitefr8dog
07-23-2018, 01:52 PM
If it is, it certainly isn’t on an ABX flight. They’d never splurge on that.
Stewed anus....that sounds exactly like what ABX would buy us. Along with a bottle of warm water.

captjns
07-24-2018, 01:39 AM
Catering via the local turd hearse.

4runner
07-28-2018, 06:06 AM
Are you sure that isn’t oxtail?

nitefr8dog
07-28-2018, 06:45 AM
Are you sure that isn’t oxtail?
I think that is the point.... mystery meat. If you look close it almost looks like lash marks.



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