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jungle
09-25-2008, 12:21 PM
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff249/jungle375/DSC_1142.jpg


AZFlyer
09-25-2008, 06:26 PM
...one does not simply fly into Mordor....
http://pageperso.aol.fr/loverangels0705/images/boromir.jpg

hotshot
09-25-2008, 06:42 PM
...one does not simply fly into Mordor....


http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh240/jamesbrydon1/DriveIntoMordor.jpg


AZFlyer
09-25-2008, 07:13 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/bluebluepoetrydog/LOTR-RockIntoMordor.jpg

Photon
09-25-2008, 07:14 PM
...one does not simply fly into Mordor....

That's genius hahahaha :p

wrxsteve
09-25-2008, 07:35 PM
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1163920446-1162645403644.jpg

hotshot
09-25-2008, 07:50 PM
HAHAHAHA, Tank Cat for the win. :D

CFIcare
09-25-2008, 08:24 PM
Aaaaaannd it's Tank Cat for the 3 pointer.

HSLD
09-25-2008, 08:37 PM
Great shot Jungle

(Do I hear a pancake bunny into Mordor?)

AZFlyer
09-25-2008, 08:42 PM
(Do I hear a pancake bunny into Mordor?)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/TubaDevil/picard.jpg

AZFlyer
09-25-2008, 08:45 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5c/SillyWalkMordor.jpg

hotshot
09-25-2008, 09:14 PM
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh240/jamesbrydon1/wokmordor.jpg

jungle
09-25-2008, 11:32 PM
...one does not simply fly into Mordor....
http://pageperso.aol.fr/loverangels0705/images/boromir.jpg


AZFlyer is credited with the best and only original response. Bunnies with objects on their head are only brought out under dire emergency. That powder will stay dry.

I knew what Mordor would bring, and we can all use a good laugh.:D

DitchDog
09-26-2008, 09:39 AM
ROFL...thanks for the laugh guys!

Cubdriver
09-26-2008, 09:47 AM
The picture was pretty good too. Best of Jungle in fact.

jungle
09-26-2008, 10:00 AM
The picture was pretty good too. Best of Jungle in fact.


Thanks Cubdriver, you could feel the cold flowing down that glacier. I think the gates are just around the last mountain on the right, it would be tough walking.



A few quotes from "Bored of the Rings"


"We cannot stay here," said Arrowroot.
"No," agreed Bromosel, looking across the gray surface of the page to the thick half of the book still in the reader's right hand. "We have a long way to go."


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The company stood rooted to the ground in terror. The creature was about fifty feet tall, with wide lapels, long dangling participles, and a pronounced gazetteer.
"Aiyee!" shouted Legolam. "A Thesaurus!"
"Maim!" roared the monster. "Mutilate, mangle, crush. See HARM."


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"Aye," said Legolam, "the river is under a spell, for it is named after the fair elf-maid Nesselrode who had the hots for Menthol, God of After-Dinner Drinks. But the evil Oxydol, Goddess of Quick Tricks and Small Slams, appeared to her in the shape of a five-iron and told her that Menthol was two-timing with the Princess Phisohex, daughter of King Sano. At this Nesselrode became wroth and swore a great oath to kick Phisohex in the gut and get her mother, Cinerama, Goddess of Short-Term Loans, to turn Menthol into an erector set. But Menthol got wind of the plot and came to Nesselrode in the guise of a refrigerator, turned her into a river, and went west to sell encyclopedias. Even now, in the spring, the river softly cries, 'Menthol, Menthol, you are one wazoo. One day I'm the elf next door and then poof I'm a river. You stink.' And the wind answers, 'Phooey.'"
"A sad story," said Frito. "Is it true?"
"No," said Legolam.


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The water was nowhere more than a few feet deep, and the boggies had little difficulty making their way across.
"This is indeed a queer river," said Bromosel, as the water lapped at his thighs.


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She had magnificent chestnut hair, and when she shook her head, handfuls of magnificent chestnuts dropped to the floor like rain.


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In the eastern sky, Velveeta, beloved morning star of the elves and handmaid of the dawn, rose and greeted Noxzema, bringer of the flannel tongue, and clanging on her golden garbage pail, bade him make ready the winged rickshaw of Novocaine, herald of the day. Thence came rosy-eyeballed Ovaltine, she of the fluffy mouth, and lightly kissed the land east of the Seas. In other words, it was morning.


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As the tiny boats passed round a bend in the river, Frito looked back in time to see the Lady Lavalier gracefully sticking her finger down her throat in the ancient elvish farewell.


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At that, Bromosel started to sprint, but catching his feet in his sword belt, he tripped and impaled himself on his pointed shoes.


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Tirelessly, the Ranger, dwarf, and elf pushed on after the captors of Moxie and Pepsi, often making a long march of up to three hundred yards before collapsing with apathy.


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Legolam and Gimlet never tired of baiting each other, and when the elf laughed at the dwarf as he fell from his mount and was dragged raw the first day out, Gimlet retaliated by slipping Legolam's steed a strong laxative on the sly. The second day thus found the elf being borne in panicky circles and zigzags by his ailing mount and that night he revenged himself by shortening the right rear leg of Gimlet's merino, causing its rider many long hours of violent seasickness on the following day's ride. It had not been a tranquil journey.


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In his hand he carried an ancient and trusty weapon, called by the elves a Browning semi-automatic.


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Then just over their heads they saw a passing flash of color. There in the sky they saw a giant eagle, full-feathered and painted shocking pink. On its side were the words DEUS EX MACHINA AIRLINES in metallic gold.

Planespotta
09-26-2008, 11:26 AM
http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/9/97/VB6XECXSJBGUVB7XAALN2X4XLLEEITFB.jpg

Photon
09-26-2008, 11:55 AM
LOL !
Man, this stuff never gets old :p
Kind of like those "this is sparta" images :p

hotshot
09-26-2008, 12:30 PM
LOL !
Man, this stuff never gets old :p
Kind of like those "this is sparta" images :p

Now that you mentioned it...

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh240/jamesbrydon1/IUseEncarta.jpg

Winston Smith
09-26-2008, 12:35 PM
A few quotes from "Bored of the Rings"




Bored of the Rings...a priceless spoof. I couldn't read more than a few paragraphs of the original "LOTR", but I got through "Bored" with no problems whatsoever. :D

Planespotta
09-26-2008, 04:25 PM
http://www.stitthappens.com/images/random/bear_grylls_mordor.jpg

Photon
09-26-2008, 04:46 PM
man hhahahaa, I can't stop laughing from stuff like this.
I have a terrible sense of humor :P

LeoSV
09-26-2008, 07:36 PM
http://burrowowl.net/shimmie/get.php/710%20-%20animated%20boromir%20cowbell%20mordor.gif

http://churchoftheilluminated.com/images/mordor.jpg

Mitragorz
09-26-2008, 09:46 PM
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3297/starwarsewokmordoror5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Photon
09-26-2008, 10:10 PM
http://www.hjo3.net/mordor_i_robot.jpg

http://www.claws-and-paws.com/files/claws/active/5/952_large.jpg

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/this-is-sparta-caution-cone.jpg

hotshot
09-26-2008, 10:18 PM
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh240/jamesbrydon1/Arbys.jpg

AZFlyer
09-26-2008, 11:23 PM
Its late tonight, but I fully intend to contribute to this epic thread tomorrow. :cool:

And thank you for the credit, Mr. Jungle....for once I can claim something as my own!

Planespotta
09-27-2008, 04:26 AM
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r235/Mudone/mordorslipslide.jpg

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/mason_ftw/Mordor.png

FlyOrDie
09-27-2008, 04:07 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/FireEnchanted/Siggy%20Laugh-ables/mordor.jpg

Giggity
09-28-2008, 06:45 PM
Oh man, this is great! More please!!

Dubes
09-28-2008, 10:17 PM
http://img229.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mordorlolvf3.jpg

Made it myself

Planespotta
09-29-2008, 06:14 AM
http://www.gagreport.com/Future%20Flash/mortor.gif

http://www.gagreport.com/images/catapult1id.gif

LeoSV
09-29-2008, 10:02 AM
http://www.gagreport.com/Future%20Flash/mortor.gif




OMFG I'm declaring this post the winner!!! that was awesome!! :D:D

Planespotta
09-29-2008, 10:40 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-eye-of-sauron.jpg

Title27
09-29-2008, 11:45 AM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/8/7/88746bbb0fce2811ca5d88a046a45b9b.jpg


http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/86/Mordor_segway.jpg


http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i233/moelman/beammordor.jpg

I'm Done.

Planespotta
09-29-2008, 11:58 AM
The gangster Boromir one is a hoot :D

http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/2773/hackmordor2xa.jpg