LOLCatz needs home!
 

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I'm Keyz. My hoomans have dumped me. They left me outside to LOLZ and left! I cantz find them! I'm indoor LOLCatz, not outdoor!

My angels give me soft bed and food but bed angel shez lergic! Plz help!

Email [email protected] subject:Keyz if u cn give LOLCatz home!

I'm spayed, use litterbox, have all my shotz, and only wantz warm spot to snooze, and a little food if u cn spare it.

Hoomans note: You can also PM me if desired. Keyz is currently located in Van Nuys, CA, but I heard a rumor that he could be shipped anywhere.

Sorry but what does LOLCatz mean? Is that the cat's name?

Also are you finding any takers yet?

No takers unfortunately. LOLzcatz was an attempt to partake in the popularity of the "ceiling cat," "playful cat," "whatever cat" website but has failed miserably.

It seems that if a cat is no longer a cute kittten and the owner dumps it, the cat is SOL.

Fortunately, Keyz is no longer living on my porch. He has a foster home. However, he still needs a real home. If you're interested, PM me please.

My wife and I would take this cat in an instant, but we are already over our limit of cats for our neighborhood and we don't want to get nailed for hoarding.

If you lived nearby we might be able to take in yet another, hoarding be damned, but I don't see my wife making the journey to California to get your cat.

Sorry! I wish we could! I love all animals, especially the ones that are harder to adopt. Keep me posted. I wish it the best.