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Old 02-23-2018, 05:43 AM   #1  
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You might be an ACMI pilot if you’ve tripped over a stack of rifles whilst conducting a walk around.
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Old 02-23-2018, 06:58 AM   #2  
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:02 AM   #3  
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I’ll go:

You’ve mistook the different colored vodkas for juices at a hotel breakfast buffet in a CIS state.

You’ve accidentally tried to use Kyrgyz som to pay for something in Almaty.

You’ve walked into breakfast at 6am with beer in hand, after landing at 3am and reopening the hotel bar with the crew.
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Mods.. have you ever locked a thread just for being stupid?
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We all could use a little humor......life is too short so laugh a little.
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Stupid, yes. But we usually let funny slide.
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You might be an ACMI pilot if you have a day off between Monday and Tuesday.
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If you’ve ever done ACMI you’d understand the twisted humor behind these posts. Now run along. No one says you have to read this “stupid” thread.
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You logged 70 hours this month, but expired on landings
You know how to say “beer please” in 19 different languages
You forgot what home looks like
You gave thumbs up sign to the waiter on first trip to middle east when asked if food was ok
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Alligeiant is hiring. Go there.
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