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Birdsmash 07-19-2018 09:58 AM

So There I Was...
 
So there I was. We’d just entered German airspace and I was struggling to finish my meal before TOD when things start to get busy. I was complaining about how difficult it was to eat half a lobster tail in the shell with crappy plastic silverware. My FO non-chalantly replied “You know, only an airline pilot would complain about his lobster dinner”. I could only agree with him as I continued to try and dig the darn thing out of the shell.

tiredofjrm 07-19-2018 02:19 PM

Words that have never been uttered by an ABX pilot ever.

ke4lir 07-19-2018 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by tiredofjrm (Post 2638427)
Words that have never been uttered by an ABX pilot ever.

Yea right!

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No Land 3 07-19-2018 03:59 PM

I get plenty of salmon, but never a lobster tail!

nitefr8dog 07-20-2018 03:16 AM


Originally Posted by No Land 3 (Post 2638518)
I get plenty of salmon, but never a lobster tail!

We are usually fighting over the size or number of required sandwiches as they try to save the airline 1 sandwhich at a time.

JohnBurke 07-20-2018 03:43 AM


Originally Posted by Birdsmash (Post 2638215)
So there I was. We’d just entered German airspace and I was struggling to finish my meal before TOD when things start to get busy. I was complaining about how difficult it was to eat half a lobster tail in the shell with crappy plastic silverware. My FO non-chalantly replied “You know, only an airline pilot would complain about his lobster dinner”. I could only agree with him as I continued to try and dig the darn thing out of the shell.

Hold on a tic.

You guys get silverware?

filejw 07-21-2018 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by JohnBurke (Post 2638829)
Hold on a tic.

You guys get silverware?

Better yet you guys actually eat crew meals (airline food )?:eek:

JohnBurke 07-21-2018 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by filejw (Post 2640000)
Better yet you guys actually eat crew meals (airline food )?:eek:

I do not.

I carry copious gummy bear reserves in my bag. A boy scout is never unprepared.

CactusCrew 07-21-2018 06:50 PM


Originally Posted by tiredofjrm (Post 2638427)
Words that have never been uttered by an ABX pilot ever.

Does this look more like it ?



http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/w...IMG_1192-1.jpg


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h3...3B69717E6D.jpg

HooverPilot 07-21-2018 09:05 PM

Is that the whole hoof?


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