Free Language Lessons!
 

Limited time offer.

Need proof that:

• you are FedEx
• you are a member of good standing at APC
• you do not speak Chinese
• you speak/understand ok English
• you are going to Hong Kong
• or you are being sent there against your will

If the lesson lasts longer than 15 minutes, you have to bring your own Scooby snack box. If, however, you are unable to learn anything useful after three lessons, your username will be revealed right here on the boards and everyone will have a good laugh at your expense. Now that is a fate worse than a poor landing on a bright, clear day in MEM.

Other languages available, but those lessons are limited to swear words or words otherwise prohibited by the mods or Terms of Service, in which case YOU should probably be teaching ME instead.

Please respond to this ad before it gets deleted.

;)

Be in HKG tomorrow, but my grasp of the english language is weak at best. I really would like to learn the swear words to expand my vocabulary.

Wah-tsao!

MAda!

I get all my chinese lessons in Shanghai teahouses! The locals there are soo nice but the tea is muy $$$$!!

Now all I gotta do...
 

Is get to Seattle.:D

Wow, only four of you responded to a free ad that ends with a ;)!

I can only come to the following conclusions:
There are no FedEx people in Purple Tails.
Those who are FedEx and interested are not members in good standing at APC.
You all can speak Chinese.
You all cannot speak English.
Nobody is going to Hong Kong.
Everybody is jumping for joy at being forced to go there.
Everyone else is still working on their practice bid.
Any combination of the above.

Jakal, if you come to Seattle, you must not only laugh, but bring Redeye with you! :)

More likely this is the real reason. :eek:

More than one post and you're no longer in good standing @ APC.:D