LAX Crashpads
 

May get "excessed" to LAX. Whats the crashpad gouge? Are there crashpads available and at what price? I'll be about 15% seniority in right seat. Do I even need a crash pad considering that I live on the West Coast and can do DDH's?

FF

Now you have done it. Stand by for ten pages of earthquake and traffic nightmare stories to try to scare off potential LAX bidders.

Those earthquake and traffic nightmare stories are wildly overblown. The roving gangs of ex-convicts looking to relive their "prison love" days keep things interesting. But anyone who can run a four minute mile while dragging a suitcase and computer bag can usually outrun the gangs actively roaming the area around LAX. On the bright side, if you get caught, the LA traffic copters will probably catch it all on film, so you'll be famous just like Reginald Deney. So you've got that going for you.
Rather than a crashpad (which can be very expensive in the LA area), I highly recommend The Hacienda hotel. It tends to be the hotel of choice because its drivers will pick you up and drop you off at the FedEx ramp. Last time I stayed there it was $65 a night. But I always bring one of those backpack style hammocks and put on a wetsuit and combat boots once I get to the room to ensure I don't touch the bed or floors. The cleanliness isn't really a problem if you already have hep C and are immune to bed bug saliva. But you need a wallpaper scrapper to clean the shower fungus off your feet, and I kept getting it confiscated going through airport security which gets expensive. And those LAX airport security folks can get very aggressive (see paragraph one but replace "prison love" with "cavity search").
And welcome to LAX. You might get my locker because as of the last practice bid it looks like I'm getting excessed out.

Nothing to see here...
This is not the base you're looking for...
Move along (and remember, you'd be more senior at ANC)....

Seriously, it's all easy if you have wheels, plus they help cover ONT trips.
Surfboard and condoms are also recommended, it is SoCal afterall!

Fires, don't forget about the fires!!! Fantom, at 15%, I really wouldn't worry about a crashpad, you should be able to get double dh easily(might not be intl, but it would be a ddh). If you do get stuck with a trip originating in LAX, there are 2 twin beds in the sleep room at the ramp, which are put to good use by the commuters. Also, SW(the LAX FOA), has a list of hotels offering FDX discounts. Hopefully I'll still be here to welcome you, I may join Rock in getting excessed too.

Thanks for the advice. I think the hotel deal will be the cheapest bet for me if I don't get a DH. Won't bother with a CP. Oh, and you are right.......I would be more senior in ANC....already have the CP, and wheels, so maybe I'll just switch seats in ANC.

FF

...I'd have to say...never mind, he speaks for himself