Consumes coffee as an IV drip.

The most important items in your flight bag are your work gloves and lifting belt/back brace.

.....you can hand fly an approach

Your paycheck is one of 3 colors. Brown, Purple, or sh!t.

You often get asked..

"so when are you going to get a real airline job?"

...If you know exactly where to pee on the door seal.

You might be a freight dog if....
 

You are typed in a plane certified before 1965, you fly Part 135, you load your own freight, file your own flight plan and know catering is what you get from in the wheel of death.

You might be a pedigreed freight puppy... if you fly for FedEx or UPS and didn't 1st...fly Part 135, load your own freight and rejoice at the site of a freshly stocked vending machine.

:p

You have a seperate column in your logbook for "Eyes Closed"

Vne.....It's not a limitation....It's a goal!!!

Game.

Set.

Match.

-mini

You consider glycol a fabric softener.