v2plus25

Your plane is a conglomeration of 3 separate aircraft parts that all don't quite fit together just right.

Your mechanic tells you he'd never take her to the air and you don't care because you're thinking of all the hours you can build

Your idea of deicing involves a broom and a spray bottle

TurnAndBurn

The 'I'm an airline pilot' line is working well at the bar...until it comes time to ask about which airline you fly for.

Std Deviation

1. Dog really is in fact, your co-pilot

2. You can clearly identify anatomy in squiggly porn because the FBO does not pay for that channel

3. MU-2B sticker on your bag elicits the "man it's good to see ya" response. Always.

4. You make extra money by selling acquisition and merger info to the Wall Street Journal because reading cancelled checks has become entertainment.

Dadof6

You snicker at fellow freight dawg aviators who wear the company dress blazer proudly (complete with hat) at 0200L to fly a GFK out & back. But hey--the rampers are (no doubt) impressed.

"What--you buy this hat, d'ya get a free bowl of soup? Oh, but it looks good on you!"

frozenboxhauler

1.You've wearing the same uniform pants that you bought when you were a new hire.

2.You're always reading yesterday's USAToday.

3.You go out for "breakfast beers" after your last flight of the day.

jungle

If you find yourself happy in the thought that boxes can't talk, write letters, get drunk, show you pictures of their cat farm, or wear pants that look like ten pounds of stuff in a five pound bag.

JethroFDX

Add wears yellow stained shirt to match.

bleedairpacks

-Called the wife the day after her birthday and she was happy you remembered.
-Wheels up, pants off.
-Wear a hat? try a clip on tie.
-Ramp agents require sweets so you don't get wanded.
-Someone screams wilson over the radio on the ride to your jet.
-My plane is older than both my out of college and married kids.
-The shuttle driver in Guangzhou asks for a tip before he lets you sit down.
-Use the north star to line up approach at HNL.
-Trade a ramper your box lunch for the left over lasagna he brought from home.
-Used your kids college dorm for your crash pad.
-Used a trailer in the parking lot as your home back in the day.
-Coffee tastes like water.
-Your FO asks why you don't have a mustache like all the other greybeards.
-Your kid is named after the plane.
-You know who Jammy is.
-You know to ask for the 'special' service at the crew hotel in CDG.
-Your asked if you've ever seen the move CAST AWAY.
-The guy at the corner store took your dirham and didn't ask what the hell is this.
-You bought beer in your uniform before midnight.

Rama

You bring beer in your suitcase 'cause you won't be able to get any at 4:00 am when you you get to the hotel.

Huck

My second boy is named Douglas....