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LeftWing 09-12-2011 07:22 AM


Originally Posted by N9373M (Post 1053041)
Ok - I have too much time on my hands,

The "N" plate "N738UP", has "FSKR" underneath it, can someone tell me what the FSKR means?

The last photo - is that a slippered foot on the FO's display?

It's a SELCAL code for UHF communications.

JohnnyViper 09-12-2011 07:29 AM

The F/O is not innocent. He obviously took most of those pictures. Especially the one of them in bed together.

Those photos give new meaning to the phrase "what has been seen cannot be unseen".

Mink 09-12-2011 07:33 AM


Originally Posted by JohnnyViper (Post 1053055)
The F/O is not innocent. He obviously took most of those pictures. Especially the one of them in bed together.

:DK, that's funny...:D:D

Shaggy1970 09-12-2011 07:34 AM


Originally Posted by JohnnyViper (Post 1053055)
The F/O is not innocent. He obviously took most of those pictures. Especially the one of them in bed together.

Those photos give new meaning to the phrase "what has been seen cannot be unseen".

I am willing to bet off of the expression on the FO's face he had absolutely nothing to do with it. Have you ever heard of a timer on a camera?

N9373M 09-12-2011 07:38 AM


Originally Posted by Shaggy1970 (Post 1053048)
"FSKR" That is the SELCAL address to that jet.

Thanks - kinda like the CRM-114 discriminator from Dr. Strangelove. :cool:

57Hauler 09-12-2011 07:44 AM

The F/Os face it the best part.

Golden Bear 09-12-2011 08:00 AM


Originally Posted by 57Hauler (Post 1053065)
The F/Os face it the best part.

I believe the caption would read "Suprisingly, I'm not getting paid enough to put up with this crap!"

Flightmech 09-12-2011 08:01 AM


Originally Posted by N9373M (Post 1053041)
Ok - I have too much time on my hands,

The "N" plate "N738UP", has "FSKR" underneath it, can someone tell me what the FSKR means?

The last photo - is that a slippered foot on the FO's display?

Looks like a hotel slipper to me!

Manny 09-12-2011 08:51 AM

Clearly a sign of sleep depravation...do you guys think he keeps two logbooks?

Rudder 09-12-2011 09:42 AM

He's actually spooning the guy isn't he, just wrong!!

Lippy 09-12-2011 09:55 AM

Bet ya a nickel that doll has a hole in the bottom of it.

Rama 09-12-2011 10:25 AM

Would that be for "Tiny Steve?"

Barista 09-12-2011 10:29 AM

That felt looks soft.

Somnia Vivo 09-12-2011 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by UPS1856 (Post 1052958)
I do not recognize him. Is he IPA or a FQS?

Clearly Little Stevie is FQS: He has a hat! :D

Any bets on when the sequel site gets posted?

"Lil' Stevie Feltersnatch goes to Bangkok" should be a winner... :cool:

jumbodriver 09-12-2011 10:34 AM

I have flown with that fella, came across as a normal dude. Hopefully its just a random funny project.....

Now let's talk about the puppet lady at purple.... :D:D:D

Gunter 09-12-2011 10:50 AM

Seems like the furlough is taking it's toll.

Wonder how many more are losing it.

nathanexplosion 09-12-2011 11:05 AM

OK, this is getting out of hand. You are all acting like NONE of you have little felt caricatures of yourselves.

geeitup1 09-12-2011 11:12 AM

Someone has to make a youtube video with the photos - with some nice romantic music and loving banter. Don't forget to post a link here:)

xjtguy 09-12-2011 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by jumbodriver (Post 1053143)
Now let's talk about the puppet lady at purple.... :D:D:D

I'd like to hear more also. Too bad the other FedEx guy had to change up his website so we can't all look at the "the toys", or all the girls he "dates".

MaydayMark 09-12-2011 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by xjtguy (Post 1053165)
I'd like to hear more also. Too bad the other FedEx guy had to change up his website so we can't all look at the "the toys", or all the girls he "dates".


I had that guy on a jumpseat once. I accused him of being that guy (with the website with the toys and girlfriends) and he admitted it was him.

He said he had to take the website down because it had his work schedule on it and his "girlfriends" could see if he was in town and did not call them :eek::eek::eek:

xjtguy 09-12-2011 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by MaydayMark (Post 1053170)
I had that guy on a jumpseat once. I accused him of being that guy (with the website with the toys and girlfriends) and he admitted it was him.

He said he had to take the website down because it had his work schedule on it and his "girlfriends" could see if he was in town and did not call them :eek::eek::eek:


Ooops, guess those "dates" are pretty darn smart, him on the other hand......


When I was in the military I received a lot (and I do mean a lot) of plaques, awards and certificates. I'm not bragging, but a person can't be in the Air Force for ten years and not be given a lot of the stuff.

Grumble 09-12-2011 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by Golden Bear (Post 1053074)
I believe the caption would read "Suprisingly, I'm not getting paid enough to put up with this crap!"

Judging from the size of the FO's watch, he's making plenty.

TheFly 09-12-2011 12:48 PM

Haven't laughed this hard in a while. So Chuckie goes brown.

Not sure if I want to share this with anyone outside of aviation.....

TheFly 09-12-2011 12:55 PM

Looks like one flew a little too low over the coo-coo's nest.

PurplePromissee 09-12-2011 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by TheFly (Post 1053204)
Haven't laughed this hard in a while. So Chuckie goes brown.

Not sure if I want to share this with anyone outside of aviation.....

Oh, I just shared it with the UPS driver who was making a drop at the hotel while I was in the lobby reading this ... I didn't realize those guys had so much spare time on their routes. He spent 7 minutes reading and laughing out loud.
(obtw, our couriers are well aware of our crewforce puppet issues, too)

FXDX 09-12-2011 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by unit monster (Post 1053010)
no one here actually thinks this guy is nuts, right?

It is obvious that he is humoring his wife, family member or friend that makes those things on the side.

At least I hope that's the case. Almost as disturbing is the fact that the OP found the link. :)

Humoring the a wife or family member who made these as a business would entail a couple of shots, not a still by still documentary of your overnight flight date with your little Stevie.

This is way beyond twisted.

Wonder if his airport vehicle is a candy van with no windows.:eek:

Signal Delta 09-12-2011 05:02 PM

I want to see pictures of Stevie on a Clark or Guayaquil layover.

xjtguy 09-12-2011 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by Signal Delta (Post 1053344)
I want to see pictures of Stevie on a Clark or Guayaquil layover.

That's what I told my buddy when he showed me the link. Unless he's got some pics with some professionals, who cares?

Archie Bunker 09-12-2011 05:29 PM

Holy crap...Shaggy, who is this loon? I've been on the -400 for over 3 years, and I don't recognize him. The FO's face tells me that he needs a drink...bad.

TheBaron 09-12-2011 05:37 PM

Wow! Still wearing his uniform shirt above 10,000. Maybe he doesn't have appropriate sweats/t-shirts for his little friend.

love2av8 09-12-2011 05:40 PM

Okay that is just plain creepy! But funny! Like who has that much free time???

TheBaron 09-12-2011 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by love2av8 (Post 1053369)
Okay that is just plain creepy! But funny! Like who has that much free time???

10 hours ANC-HKG. You'd be surprised. Was little Stevie the IRO? Maybe they were only headed to NRT.

Priority 3 09-12-2011 06:11 PM


Originally Posted by Shaggy1970 (Post 1052882)
Can't wait for the next must read bulletin on this! Some times we are our own worst enemy! W T F over?

No kidding, Shaggy.

I look forward to running into "Stevie" and his creepy owner in the crew room.

<<< How's my new avatar?

Priority 3 09-12-2011 07:45 PM

What EXACTLY is Stevie doing to that FMC??

http://images.needlefeltingsupplies....doll-ups-9.jpg

v1 uh-oh 09-12-2011 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by Priority 3 (Post 1053447)
What EXACTLY is Stevie doing to that FMC??

http://images.needlefeltingsupplies....doll-ups-9.jpg

Stevie has a wedding ring on his left hand, so I'm sure there's nothing weird going on.

BTW , if you were to stick something in Stevie , would the other guy feel it? Kinda like a voodoo doll.

Sideshow Bob 09-12-2011 09:20 PM


Originally Posted by Signal Delta (Post 1053344)
I want to see pictures of Stevie on a Clark or Guayaquil layover.

Stevie MIGHT get some slack if he was seen at The Bush Co. in ANC, Wan Chai in HKG, Petrolium Club in ALA or Kings Cross in SYD...but eating UPS catering and spooning in PVG?

Braniff DC8 09-12-2011 10:01 PM

I officially peed myself.

"Hey Cap, lets go to Hooters across the street for a beer after we check in to the hotel".

"Ok but I am bringining minnie me".

The faces on the hooters girls is the one that I would want to see.

stratofactor 09-12-2011 10:50 PM


Originally Posted by Priority 3 (Post 1053447)
What EXACTLY is Stevie doing to that FMC??

http://images.needlefeltingsupplies....doll-ups-9.jpg

Typing "Who's Your Daddy Biatch" or "Back that a$$ up before I get crazy up in here" into the scratchpad!

TheFly 09-13-2011 02:31 AM

Does he talk to Stevie? Does Stevie "talk" back? Does Stevie log flight time? I wonder if Stevie comments on the landings....the guy flies with a muppet to keep him company, I've seen some strange things in my 16 years of flying, but......

DYNASTY HVY 09-13-2011 03:43 AM

LMAO ! Just another cargo Cpt.having a good time !:)



Fred


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