Compass meme vault
 

A thread for compass memes? Can that be a thing?

I’ll start.

LAX pilots bringing an American bird to SEA:https://i.imgur.com/CY4bDfZ.jpg

Someone please post the FMS with “new phone, who dis”. That one is in the top 10

Let’s get this gem on page 1 https://i.imgur.com/3Ba9m1H.jpg

One of my favorites

https://i.imgflip.com/31y3bp.jpg

Replace “safe” with “slow”.

Could also replace "professional" with "slow". Well, the first one, at least. "I am a slow" doesn't make much sense.

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/70/70252c...410f2fab71.jpg

http://i64.tinypic.com/1zp4dc7.jpg

Haha I love the email one.. That was so hilarious.. Just so everyone newer knows.. That was sent to the whole pilot group in an email and was making fun of an epidemic of accidental reply all emails from various departments *cough* in-flight.

More old favorites.. I think it was slowhawk who did the "every 4 weeks" one haha.

https://i.imgflip.com/31yjmo.jpg

These are cracking me up!

Come on now, I don't wear turtlenecks.

Wife just gave me a funny look from the giggling. This stuff is great. The new captain starter kit is easily the most accurate stereotype I’ve ever seen.

One of my favorites from last year https://i.imgur.com/fYloY4U.jpg


Also that Word302 pic had me rolling

Last year?? The Ugh heard around the world is at least 2 if not close to 3 years old

Might be 3. Sheesh we're getting old guys.. At least in compass years

https://i.imgflip.com/320p9d.jpg

Can we include gifs?

http://i64.tinypic.com/2i7ukj.gif

That’s a mock turtleneck.

There is pilots that have been there five years?

This one is for the old souls..

When the gate agent won't give you the release because you're the FO

http://i68.tinypic.com/5ts7kh.gif

The two pages of ABQ memes are my favorite

https://imgflip.com/i/2xicbo
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https://i.imgflip.com/2xie4b.jpg

Credit to Bike Handles and BobbyLeeSwagger respectively

"Ugh" was in 2016, so 3 years old.

I still laugh at the random emails we got. The flight attendants getting fired and us getting all their info (and the two pilots who replied all wishing her luck) was one of my favorites. That and all the info on new hire mechanics requesting their SSNs (at least the version we got had that field blank).

Email at Widget is so boring. Apparently knowledge of how email works is a requirement to work in headquarters there. :D

You guys have a sense of humor, and therefore are clearly not fit for Deltas!

Seriously though, thanks for providing a little comic relief from the guys who take themselves way too seriously as Mini Delta pilots over in the Endeavors forum. Jeep it up!

Hey thanks! Gotta live up to the “best forum on APC award” that we received last year!

Motivational...:D

Long gone, and I hardly come here anymore, but wishing all you back there the best.

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(Yes, this was real, some years ago.)

Alright boys, adding this one to the vault! Having high hopes for us!

https://i.imgur.com/jxC1oND.jpg

The house always wins 😭

Still my favorite. Now for more Meme's to pass the time until the 12th.

Anyone have some more farewell memes before APC locks this place up?

The oceans 11 fountain scene that Bobby Lee made comes to mind.

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Filler


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Rumor is Compass is coming back flying Delta's A220-300s. You heard it here first.

Yes, and they will say that if you were eligible at Compass for Delta App Review then you will get you app reviewed for Compass 2.0 lol.


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I guess Compass lives on...

That's great!

May the OO crews have thousands of head bumps on the HUD boxes.


Jk just don't forget to duck!