Originally Posted by week

I知 calling it:

Let the record show this is all made up by me and has no fact and wasn稚 even dreamed up by anyone in MSP. This is satire.

Again I知 not a spokesman for the company in any way just a bored line pilot and I alone typed this up: Many of you have been waiting for more information about the opportunity that we are pursuing with a new partner. Despite our best efforts to streamline this process, we have encountered significant delays as we work out the details of the agreement. Although we are still hopeful of securing this new opportunity, unfortunately it will come to fruition later than we have originally planned.
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This leaves us forecasting an overstaffed situation for the winter and spring months as we take time to adjust to a changing fleet size. As such, effective next week, we will be temporarily suspending new hire classes for our crews. In addition, we will be temporarily pausing upgrade classes. These decisions were made after much consideration, and we hope to resume these classes as soon as it is financially responsible to do so.
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Additionally, we would like to offer our flight and cabin crews the opportunity to take unpaid leave for the months of January through March. A document in Comply will soon be released detailing the conditions of this process.
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Let the record show that we are NOT in a furlough condition and we hope to avoid this state. We have never furloughed in the past and we do not anticipate it to become necessary, provided our continued negotiations are successful.
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In the mean time we thank you all for your patience. As always, good things take time, and we are confident that there is an exciting opportunity for us ahead.
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Let the record show I知 not trying to make a statement or poke fun at anything. Just throwing another rumor into the mill.

Originally Posted by captive apple

what plane would you fly?

Originally Posted by s3cLyfe

There are only two people in building C who know what the new opportunity is: RT and MW. Outside of building C there are two more people in TSH who know: HK and RL. Anyone else who says anything has no clue.

Originally Posted by captive apple

What plane would you fly?

Originally Posted by WhaleSurfing

You Compass guys sure do smoke a lot of crack. How do you come up with this stuff. Almost like Fox, CNN and MSNBC all rolled into one.

Originally Posted by Bike Handles

Speaking of crack.

Originally Posted by TillerTemptress

Delta is taking the 7 A330s from Thomas Cook, but we're getting all of the A320/321s. We will be operating them for Moxy in combination with the E195s from Azul, they will be buying Compass to get the certificate. All part of the plan. The 195s will come pretty quick, it will take longer to get the Airbus added to the certificate.