The time is now, the time is right.
We have officially entered into the third age of Compass. There was the Delta age, the American age, and now the rudderless ship age (also known as the Alaska Airlines leadership age #got'em)
I am a long time lurker, first time poster, and I know who almost all of you are. I spent a long time at Compass and on APC, gathering intelligence, and now the time is right. Post your best memes or you will be outed. Even those of you that post the most such as Bike Handles, BLS, Tiller Temptress, Tiller Thriller, V1Rotate, etc will all lose your anonymity if you don't engage into this Saw-like meme war I am starting. We have nothing left except the memes and the memories. We lost our Delta contact, our pride, Pilot Pete, and the last straw was Melit causing us to lose our Revenge of the Sit thread. IS NOTHING SACRED?? RT and RL are keeping too many secrets, and it is time we entered into the third age: a COMPASS REVOLUTION.
Only the strongest of you will survive. Weakness must be purged from our ranks (looking at you, week, along with the other account I know you have on here, that I won't out yet.)
As a token of my goodwill, I would like to offer up a sacrifice. I am hereby recommending BLS for the Compass ALPA Memes and Images chairmanship. He is the best (and the worst, in all the wonderful ways) of us, and we should be noting him for his contribution. Please make this your profile pic:
https://imgur.com/LPp1Woe
You have one hour. I don't know why, but Michael Scott says to always give an ultimatum, and I trust him more than the Compass management at the moment.
