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Originally Posted by Jughead (Post 1288261)

What is your avatar all about? I've wondered that for a while now...hot chick, loose top, drawing down on somebody from the left seat. Not a bad combo of things, but just something you don't see everyday.

I thought she was telling Denzel to get off the airplane!! What type of Corporate Aircraft is that?

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Originally Posted by brianb (Post 1288358)

I thought she was telling Denzel to get off the airplane!! What type of Corporate Aircraft is that?

THAT is what you ask??? :p

Std Deviation, I wondered that for a while, glad Jughead asked. Cool avatar.

What a sick bastard......and what's with that plastic surgery he's had?
Can you say F-R-E-A-K....????

I though LNL was calling me a creepy bastard for a sec... then I realized it was the AF guy! Can't slam me for having a scantily clad blond when there's a shirtless Bradley Cooper on the table. LNL my wife joins your "appreciation" for Mr. Cooper.

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Originally Posted by Std Deviation (Post 1289031)

I don't know you well enough to call you a creepy bastard.:p

I don't mind your scantily clad blond. It's the more disgusting and juvenile "underboob" that makes me want to wretch. Also, your wife has good taste with regards to my man, Bradley. He's head and shoulders above the Hollywood "boys." :)

Haggar Sans-a-belt slacks

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Originally Posted by Al Czervik (Post 1283325)

Abercrombie's Creepy C.E.O. Has Very Specific Preferences About the Underwear Worn on His Private Jet

Quoting from the lead article:

"The rest of the time, the uniform for the flight crew and pilots consists of an Abercrombie polo shirt, Abercrombie jeans, Abercrombie flip-flops, and an Abercrombie sweatshirt. For men, add Abercrombie boxer briefs, an Abercrombie belt, and a "spritz" of Abercrombie cologne. The document specifies that all male staffers must be clean-shaven. When the temperature dipped below 50 degrees, flight crew could wear Abercrombie jackets, provided they popped the collars. They could not change out of their Abercrombie flip-flops."

In a previous life, part of my company’s corporate uniform was Haggar Sans-a-belt type polyester grey slacks. The waistband was made of very wide elastic, with no belt loops, which was very hot in the summer.

This uniform requirement was simply because Mr. Haggar was on the board of directors of the corporation. It was another example of making employees conform to one’s warped view of how the world should be. :confused:

I see that the case was settled when the judge ordered a second deposition from Jeffries after the "Aircraft Standards" manual was revealed. Oh well, I suppose there is one less happy camper then.

Pilot Settles Age Suit

What a couple of freaks and goofballs!
You Corp gents get kudos for putting up with these kinds of rejects from life on a regular basis. They only exist because they happen to have some duckets that keeps them from reverting to pond scum. I know I know; they provide your pay. But Lordy!
The “so called” regular pax I help haul around could be a whole lot worse I guess. Sad thing is; many of these same pax wear the crap these goons make their money from.
Kind of keeps the cycle going I guess. :rolleyes:

Rhino

A&F really is an outlier on the freak show scale. I've visited hundred-plus flight departments, including A&F, and they were, hands down, freaky.

99.9% of private operators aren't anything like them. Take that to the bank.

GF

Ok, hope so.
Seen some things at MRY Jet Center and Del Monte Aviation (Million Air) that left lasting negative impressions also. Then stories like these two hoots.
Haven’t been around Corp stuff enough to judge though. What is they say about first impressions?