Design the removal all passenger windows. Saves weight, increases structural integrity, increases longevity, decreases MX costs, and kills that nasty glare on passenger's electronic devices that they hate sooooo much. When was the last time any of us DH'ed with more than 2-4% of the PAX windows open during flight?

Either pack’m in like sardines wearing garbage bags then drop the O2 masks so everyone is covered OR sedate them like the Boys Thailand Soccer team in 2018 trapped in the cave just before boarding. No complaints, no conscious objectors. I did like the boxes in the middle seat though. You could see it prior to boarding - “Line up, have your boarding pass ready and grab a box!”

Yup, 116 seats in an MD-88