Contract Lanyard
01-26-2020, 09:32 PM
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Contract Lanyard
I’m not wearing it.
Not because I don’t believe in showing unity, but because the stupid thing doesn’t want to be around my neck. Given the slightest tug, be it deliberate or inadvertent, the “latch” (that tiny pitiful raised dot of plastic that holds the whole damn thing together) comes undone and the lanyard falls to the ground.
Dang ALPA, use your millions to give us something that works.
Not because I don’t believe in showing unity, but because the stupid thing doesn’t want to be around my neck. Given the slightest tug, be it deliberate or inadvertent, the “latch” (that tiny pitiful raised dot of plastic that holds the whole damn thing together) comes undone and the lanyard falls to the ground.
Dang ALPA, use your millions to give us something that works.
01-26-2020, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by popcopy
I’m not wearing it.
Not because I don’t believe in showing unity, but because the stupid thing doesn’t want to be around my neck. Given the slightest tug, be it deliberate or inadvertent, the “latch” (that tiny pitiful raised dot of plastic that holds the whole damn thing together) comes undone and the lanyard falls to the ground.
Dang ALPA, use your millions to give us something that works.
Not because I don’t believe in showing unity, but because the stupid thing doesn’t want to be around my neck. Given the slightest tug, be it deliberate or inadvertent, the “latch” (that tiny pitiful raised dot of plastic that holds the whole damn thing together) comes undone and the lanyard falls to the ground.
Dang ALPA, use your millions to give us something that works.
01-27-2020, 05:20 AM
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These lanyard issues are hilarious. The orange ones last time guys couldn’t figure out how to do the clasp or whatever the issue was. And this time they’re too short and guys can’t figure out how to make them longer or make the thing stay put.
Is this real life?
Is this real life?
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