Remember to find reasons to laugh
04-05-2020, 09:10 AM
#54
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I thought most of this was funny:
>>>>>> * Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
>>>>>> * I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
>>>>>> * I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
>>>>>> * Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
>>>>>> * PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
>>>>>> * Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
>>>>>> * I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
>>>>>> * This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
>>>>>> * So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
>>>>>> * Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
>>>>>> * My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
>>>>>> * Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
>>>>>> * I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
>>>>>> * I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
>>>>>> * Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
>>>>>> * Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
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>>>>>> * Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
>>>>>> * I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
>>>>>> * I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
>>>>>> * Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
>>>>>> * PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
>>>>>> * Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
>>>>>> * I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
>>>>>> * This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
>>>>>> * So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
>>>>>> * Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
>>>>>> * My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
>>>>>> * Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
>>>>>> * I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
>>>>>> * I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
>>>>>> * Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
>>>>>> * Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
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04-06-2020, 03:09 PM
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04-06-2020, 05:59 PM
#57
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Originally Posted by casual observer
I thought most of this was funny:
>>>>>> * Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
>>>>>> * I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
>>>>>> * I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
>>>>>> * Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
>>>>>> * PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
>>>>>> * Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
>>>>>> * I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
>>>>>> * This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
>>>>>> * So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
>>>>>> * Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
>>>>>> * My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
>>>>>> * Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
>>>>>> * I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
>>>>>> * I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
>>>>>> * Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
>>>>>> * Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
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>>>>>> * Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
>>>>>> * I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
>>>>>> * I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
>>>>>> * Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
>>>>>> * PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
>>>>>> * Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
>>>>>> * I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
>>>>>> * This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
>>>>>> * So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
>>>>>> * Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
>>>>>> * My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
>>>>>> * Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
>>>>>> * I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
>>>>>> * I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
>>>>>> * Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
>>>>>> * Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
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04-21-2020, 02:45 PM
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04-21-2020, 02:50 PM
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