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MasterOfPuppets 04-04-2021 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck Rogers (Post 3216609)
If you are just here to troll, might I suggest your own forum?

hmmm.....thought that was a fairly sophisticated joke......the problem with our country is no one laughs anymore. It doesn’t matter what side of the fence you’re on for that joke.

Happy Easter!

Speed Select 04-04-2021 12:10 PM

Any idea if this continues? How does the airline go back to, “For your safety...”?

With the purported number of greenies going out, would it be more advantageous to rip off the bandaid three weeks early (5/1, no middle seat blocks) and start filling seats/jets? CDC did give a nod to “safe” travel, not just travel on Delta.

Hedley 04-04-2021 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets (Post 3216645)
hmmm.....thought that was a fairly sophisticated joke......the problem with our country is no one laughs anymore. It doesn’t matter what side of the fence you’re on for that joke.

Happy Easter!

It wasn’t all that sophisticated. I got it. Thought it was funny too.

Hawaii50 04-04-2021 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets (Post 3216645)
hmmm.....thought that was a fairly sophisticated joke......the problem with our country is no one laughs anymore. It doesn’t matter what side of the fence you’re on for that joke.

Happy Easter!

I laughed. Seems like in the end we should all be on the same side. You’re welcome here anytime, especially with that screen name.

Drum 04-04-2021 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DeltaboundRedux (Post 3216478)
On this Easter, I believe the high priests have made a sacrifice to the gods of Covid with the holy blood of the foggable antiseptic spray. They were pleased with the offering and have made the middle seat available to two days.

Any longer than two days will invoke their terrible wrath with a most awful new variant of the ‘rona. Do not test their patience.


It’s science, people. You wouldn’t argue with science, would you?

Thou shall make it 2. Not 3. Most surely not 1. 5 is out of the question

Thouest make it be 2 so that the people rejoice and feast on pheasants, and geese, and fruit bats and orangutans.

Thouest shall surely not exceed 2 as thest making 3 would meet with most certain scorn and ridicule.

No, verily, thy days shall be....2

notEnuf 04-04-2021 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Speed Select (Post 3216651)
Any idea if this continues? How does the airline go back to, “For your safety...”?

With the purported number of greenies going out, would it be more advantageous to rip off the bandaid three weeks early (5/1, no middle seat blocks) and start filling seats/jets? CDC did give a nod to “safe” travel, not just travel on Delta.

This is what they will have to do.

notEnuf 04-04-2021 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Drum (Post 3216658)
Thou shall make it 2. Not 3. Most surely not 1. 5 is out of the question

Thouest make it be 2 so that the people rejoice and feast on pheasants, and geese, and fruit bats and orangutans.

Thouest shall surely not exceed 2 as thest making 3 would meet with most certain scorn and ridicule.

No, verily, thy days shall be....2

What, no most splendid and delicious pangolin? I gave it up for lent and now I'm absolved, and hankerin' for some tail.

Drum 04-04-2021 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by notEnuf (Post 3216681)
What, no most splendid and delicious pangolin? I gave it up for lent and now I'm absolved, and hankerin' for some tail.

I guess you don't know much Monty Python?

Yeah Pangolins.wr have a used in here with that handle. Didn't want to disturb him

DeltaboundRedux 04-04-2021 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Drum (Post 3216682)
I guess you don't know much Monty Python?

Yeah Pangolins.wr have a used in here with that handle. Didn't want to disturb him

Well I got it immediately.

Youngsters have no respect for the classics. :)

notEnuf 04-04-2021 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Drum (Post 3216682)
I guess you don't know much Monty Python?

Yeah Pangolins.wr have a used in here with that handle. Didn't want to disturb him

I get it. I was trying to make a double entendre Easter joke. I'll stop now.


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