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Old 11-17-2010, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by capncrunch View Post
Just heard from floor 4 that we are in serious looking mode at AK. I used to want this, now I'm not so sure. Most of those guys will be put in from of me. As it stands now, I could be SEA 76 in 2 years. We add AK and I can kiss that goodbye.
That's exactly how I feel as an LAX 73 guy. They've been doing all of my flying for the last year or so and I wanted to get that back....now, they'll just come down to LA and kick me out. I hope it doesn't go through.
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:44 PM
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Behold, Kate Middleton, our future Queen... if the UK ever buys us back...

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someone needs a Thighmaster for Xmas.
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Also the Prince has a lot of BLUBBER around his mid-section. He needs an Abroller.

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I find it more disturbing that the guy climbing into the boat is looking straight past the hot chick & right at the Prince's junk!
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by johnso29 View Post
I find it more disturbing that the guy climbing into the boat is looking straight past the hot chick & right at the Prince's junk!
He's not looking at his junk - I think he's looking at hers. If you guys think she needs a thighmaster, well, I really don't have a good response.

Capt Crunch seems to be hanging out on the 4th floor today - hope his intel is good. I don't see how 600 guys could get trained next year - that place is balls to the wall - E periods for new hires - looked like Grand Central for my MD90 0500 A period the other day.
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by johnso29 View Post
I find it more disturbing that the guy climbing into the boat is looking straight past the hot chick & right at the Prince's junk!

Maybe they are going out for some...Buggery on the High Seas!

Cue that Monty Python song;

"Men, Men, Men, Men, we're a ship all full of men..."
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Jughead View Post
He's not looking at his junk - I think he's looking at hers. If you guys think she needs a thighmaster, well, I really don't have a good response.
Hey Jug, I think they're talking about the prince working on his muffin top...NOT that hot-looking, soon-to-be queen. I want whatever she's having.
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Jughead View Post
He's not looking at his junk - I think he's looking at hers. If you guys think she needs a thighmaster, well, I really don't have a good response.
Jug,

I'm with you. Those thighs look pretty nice to me.
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:11 PM
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What in the hell??! OK, who's up for heading over to the frat house and cramming a vodka soaked tampon up their rectum? Is this an SEC thing?
Vodka eyeball shots a dangerous way to imbibe - USATODAY.com


Vodka eyeball shots a dangerous way to imbibe

By Elizabeth Weise, USA TODAY
College students have long done crazy things, from swallowing gold fish to jamming themselves into telephone booths. Not all things they try are dangerous, but some are.
Two new cases in point: consumption of controversial alcoholic energy drinks likely to be banned today; and a bizarre method of trying to get plastered by absorbing alcohol through the eyeball.

CAFFEINATED ALCOHOL: Feds move to ban Four Loko, similar products
The eyeball shots don't succeed and definitely fall in the category of risky behaviors, experts say.

"This is an activity that has no upside to it," says David Granet, a professor of ophthalmology at the University of California, San Diego.

The theory among the students seems to be that alcohol can be absorbed through mucous membranes, and the eyeball and inner side of the eyelids are covered in mucous membrane, so, voila!— vodka eyeball shots. There are more than 30 homemade videos of young men doing this on YouTube.

Not only does it fail to get someone drunk, "it hurts and it will cause permanent damage to the surface of the eye," Granet says.

Ophthalmologists have been speaking out against this trend ever since it appeared on U.S. campuses last spring. According to the American Academy of Ophthalmology, it appears to have begun in England.

"There is absolutely, positively nothing that can be construed as fun about this," Granet says.

These kinds of stunts are "a normal reflection of this developmental stage," says Paul Lyons, a professor of community medicine at Temple University School of Medicine in Philadelphia. Drinking pranks are really just experimentation by young adults who are not at full adult decision-making capacity, he says.

Another generally ineffectual means of becoming inebriated is the use of vodka-soaked tampons for both women and men (used as suppositories for males).
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo View Post
Maybe they are going out for some...Buggery on the High Seas!

Cue that Monty Python song;

"Men, Men, Men, Men, we're a ship all full of men..."
For you Timbo...and for Navy guys...

MM's Site - MEN, It's a Ship All Filled With Men
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by capncrunch View Post
Heard from the 4th floor that we are going to hire 600 before next summer. Take it for what it's worth.

Well they do have CPS guys with class dates in Jan........
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:32 PM
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For you Timbo...and for Navy guys...

MM's Site - MEN, It's a Ship All Filled With Men
Thanks for that Buzz, I needed a good laugh! Did Python ever do a version of that song? I could swear I saw them do it but it's been a long time since Python was on TV! I tried You Tube but there was no listing for: Python, Men, Men. I guess I must have seen it on Saturday Night Live or something? Great stuff!
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