The C44 Hilbillies, you know the tune.

Listen to a story 'bout a man who flew
RJs, Maddogs, and the ER too
And then one day he ran for rep
To his pilots he said "I'll vote in step"!

The next thing you know he's a millionaire
On Flight Pay Loss, climbing up the ALPA stair
With TA anger his pilots did quake
But he voted yes, said "Let them eat cake".

feel free to write more verses.

ps, I edited the original version to make it less personal. Insert any MD11 name....

Please imagine a world with me where the Big DALPA meeting starts with 100 pilots wearing orange start the Benny Hill theme on their
I phones as the meeting comes to order.

DogWhisperer, Maybe you could do a picture of an old Dalpa guy trying to counter social media? :)

Hmmmmmmm.......