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11man 10-14-2016 04:32 PM

Retirement notices
 
Does anyone else view the past years retirement notices a bit condescending?

Rightseatpro 10-14-2016 06:31 PM

No.


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Adlerdriver 10-14-2016 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11man (Post 2223898)
Does anyone else view the past years retirement notices a bit condescending?

1. Sounds like someone needs some salve. :rolleyes:
2. You actually read them?
3. They can say whatever the hell they want - one less number is a good thing. :D

Albief15 10-14-2016 09:20 PM

He had me at "bye.."

RockyTopFlyer 10-15-2016 09:25 AM

Most of them read like they are auditioning for "most interesting man in the world." Dos Equis anyone?

Dadof6 10-15-2016 10:33 AM

Most useful
 
The most useful retirement notice (and the only one I remember):
"Always open the yogurt away from you.";)

Barnstormer 10-15-2016 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dadof6 (Post 2224260)
The most useful retirement notice (and the only one I remember):
"Always open the yogurt away from you.";)

You forgot the last two.
"Don't fly with a Dr. in their Bonanza."
"Never take Financial advice from a pilot."

Huck 10-15-2016 09:09 PM

My favorite was about ten years ago.

"Being a captain isn't a hard job. Don't make it one."

tomgoodman 10-16-2016 05:00 AM

In the tunnel between ATL concourses:

"Better to miss a train than look in a hurry." :cool:

FDXLAG 10-16-2016 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by tomgoodman (Post 2224632)
In the tunnel between ATL concourses:

"Better to miss a train than look in a hurry." :cool:

Generally true, it does depend on whether one is going to or from work though.


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