Make sure your deadhead seat isn’t “damp”
 

Maybe the NC can throw some last minute wording in to ensure our deadhead seats weren’t recently pi&&ed on.

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/05/21/frontier-airlines-passenger-arrested-after-peeing-on-seat-in-front-him-during-flight.html

Very surprised LAS isn't involved in this story.

That sounds "expensive", and I don't think the survey showed urine-free seats were important.

I'll use my union agreed upon, industry bottom, $2.00/hr per diem to buy alcohol wipes and hand sanitizer.

Very similar to this:


Woman caught drying underwear with plane's overhead vent | Fox News

So much for the new plane smell...

“A man was arrested for urinating on a seat during a Frontier Airlines flight. It was the first time anyone has ever associated Frontier Airlines with No. 1.” — CONAN O’BRIEN