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#271
Whenever anyone says something not glowingly positive about Skywest, Chip Childs calls out through the aether to summon brockenspectre to defend the honor of Skywest, as the formidable keyboard warrior he is. brockenspectre dutifully answers Chip's calls without fail, because at Skywest, we are a family.
Every night before bed, brockenspectre recites the Skywest pilots creed three times before giving his Chip Childs poster a kiss good night, never failing to thank him for the honor of working at Skywest.
Some people use the phrase "drank the koolaid" whenever someone spouts the company line, but brockenspectre has transcended this mere mortal form, becoming, instead, the koolaid man himself. No thread is safe; he will break down any walls, he will hunt down anyone who refuses to recognize the superiority of Skywest. Skywest is a major airline after all, and doom will be delivered to anyone who snubs the power of St George.
His duty done, brockenspectre continues to lurk, omnipresent and always vigilant, waiting for Chip to call to him to defend the honor of Skywest from those who would dare describe it as a mere regional.
Every night before bed, brockenspectre recites the Skywest pilots creed three times before giving his Chip Childs poster a kiss good night, never failing to thank him for the honor of working at Skywest.
Some people use the phrase "drank the koolaid" whenever someone spouts the company line, but brockenspectre has transcended this mere mortal form, becoming, instead, the koolaid man himself. No thread is safe; he will break down any walls, he will hunt down anyone who refuses to recognize the superiority of Skywest. Skywest is a major airline after all, and doom will be delivered to anyone who snubs the power of St George.
His duty done, brockenspectre continues to lurk, omnipresent and always vigilant, waiting for Chip to call to him to defend the honor of Skywest from those who would dare describe it as a mere regional.
#273
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#275
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and I'm at Skywest now.
see you on the line <3
#276
I love that I have obviously struck a raw nerve with you. Oh, and believe me, I am the one who is flattered. I have lots of fans around here, welcome to the club.
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#280
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They were a disaster with Delta in NYC. Everyone called them no jet because they never seemed able to produce one.
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