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Beech 1900 Boys to do a benefit concert for regional first officers
http://www.geocities.com/gbrecordsuk/BeachBoys.jpg The Beech Boys have just announced that they planning to do a benefit concert with proceeds going to first year regional first officers. Some of the hits expected are: “Be true to your regional” When some other ALPC member tries to put me down And says his regional is great I tell him right away Now whats the matter buddy ain’t you heard of my company We’re number one in delays So be true to your company And let your bottom feeder pride fly And be true to Hulas, Chuck and JO... "California Girls" The west coast routes are hip I really dig those pay rates we have And the northeastern routes with the the way they delay, they knock me out when I’m up there The midwest jet routes really make you feel alright I wish all this flying was mainline I wish all this flying was mainline I wish all this flying was mainline The DC-BOS routes have the CRJs And the NY-Chicago routes have the ERJs I dig a $21 year for first year pay I’ve been all around this ATC system And I’ve seen all kinds of ground stops But I can’t wait to get a mainline job Back to the liveable pay rates I wish they all could be mainline routes “Wouldn’t it be nice” Wouldn’t it be nice if we were more senior Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long You know its going to make it that much better When we can have a nice overnight Wake up in the morning all rested Oh wouldn’t it be nice. Wouldn’t it be nice if I could hold a line… “409” She’s real fine my CRJ 900 My CRJ 9-0-0 Well I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes Giddy up giddy up CRJ900 Before I knew it there would be a time Giddy up giddy up CRJ900 When I could buy a brand new airline job [gulfstream] Giddy up giddy up CRJ900 Nothing can get them, nothing can match my FO pay rates In my dual FADEC slat equipped 90 seat regional jet Giddy up giddy up CRJ900 Every time we get delayed we get paid the same time Mesa work rules, Mesa work rules But we’ll still turn an aircraft in no time Nothing can touch my CRJ900 pay rates “Little Deuce Cockpit” Well I’m not braggin babe so don’t put me down I’ve got the smallest cockpit in town When a jumpseater comes up they don’t even try I’ve got a set of wings and I know I can fly [my rj] She’s my little RJ Just a little RJ with dual FADECS But she’ll walk a Cessna like it’s standing still She’s MEL’d and dirty as hell And she’ll do 320 kias in max speed cruise Tour dates to be released soon. Stay tuned. Coming to a crew room near you. [Ok ok so I had too much time on my hands. All in good fun, guys] |
u need a girl
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Originally Posted by bohicagain
(Post 324495)
u need a girl
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when i have that much time on an overnight i find the bar
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Originally Posted by nwa757
(Post 324498)
...or something to do on this layover!
clearly it is some 'thing' to do... |
Originally Posted by nwa757
(Post 324493)
http://www.geocities.com/gbrecordsuk/BeachBoys.jpg The Beech Boys have just announced that they planning to do a benefit concert with proceeds going to first year regional first officers. Some of the hits expected are: “Be true to your regional” When some other ALPC member tries to put me down And says his regional is great I tell him right away Now whats the matter buddy ain’t you heard of my company We’re number one in delays So be true to your company And let your bottom feeder pride fly And be true to Hulas, Chuck and JO... "California Girls" The west coast routes are hip I really dig those pay rates we have And the northeastern routes with the the way they delay, they knock me out when I’m up there The midwest jet routes really make you feel alright I wish all this flying was mainline I wish all this flying was mainline I wish all this flying was mainline The DC-BOS routes have the CRJs And the NY-Chicago routes have the ERJs I dig a $21 year for first year pay I’ve been all around this ATC system And I’ve seen all kinds of ground stops But I can’t wait to get a mainline job Back to the liveable pay rates I wish they all could be mainline routes “Wouldn’t it be nice” Wouldn’t it be nice if we were more senior Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long You know its going to make it that much better When we can have a nice overnight Wake up in the morning all rested Oh wouldn’t it be nice. Wouldn’t it be nice if I could hold a line… “409” She’s real fine my CRJ 900 My CRJ 9-0-0 Well I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes Giddy up giddy up CRJ900 Before I knew it there would be a time Giddy up giddy up CRJ900 When I could buy a brand new airline job [gulfstream] Giddy up giddy up CRJ900 Nothing can get them, nothing can match my FO pay rates In my dual FADEC slat equipped 90 seat regional jet Giddy up giddy up CRJ900 Every time we get delayed we get paid the same time Mesa work rules, Mesa work rules But we’ll still turn an aircraft in no time Nothing can touch my CRJ900 pay rates “Little Deuce Cockpit” Well I’m not braggin babe so don’t put me down I’ve got the smallest cockpit in town When a jumpseater comes up they don’t even try I’ve got a set of wings and I know I can fly [my rj] She’s my little RJ Just a little RJ with dual FADECS But she’ll walk a Cessna like it’s standing still She’s MEL’d and dirty as hell And she’ll do 320 kias in max speed cruise Tour dates to be released soon. Stay tuned. Coming to a crew room near you. [Ok ok so I had too much time on my hands. All in good fun, guys] |
Well ladies I didn't mean to get under anyones skin, just a funny post but it seemed to attract guys that are ****ed about how much their life sucks?
And yes maam I have a life, we did hit the bar up until 12 hours. Thanks for playing! |
Originally Posted by nwa757
(Post 324624)
Well ladies I didn't mean to get under anyones skin, just a funny post but it seemed to attract guys that are ****ed about how much their life sucks?
And yes maam I have a life, we did hit the bar up until 12 hours. Thanks for playing! I think his obsession lies not with flying, but instead with talking down to those who he thinks are inferior to him. Food for thought. |
Anyone else who has trouble detecting sarcasm, feel free to post.
This isn't meant to be a pi$$ing match, its a joke. |
I thought it was funny...
and thanks for an always polite and friendly ride to work NWA! |
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