Whats the funniest thing you have ever heard over the radio??
12-22-2014, 09:00 AM
#1041
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Joined APC: Dec 2007
Position: Retired
Posts: 404
We had just coasted in off the NAT track and were talking to Moncton Center. We were getting light to moderate turbulence and asked for ride reports. The controller asked us if we knew who was on Aer Lingus Flight 001 that was about 100 miles ahead of us. We were a little confused and replied that we did not. He told us it was the Pope on his way to Boston and if he couldn't get a smooth ride why did we think we would have any better luck. Hung on at 350 and rode it out.
12-22-2014, 09:11 AM
#1042
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Joined APC: Feb 2010
Posts: 12
This happened to me yesterday.
Me: Paine ground, Cessna xxxxx, central ramp, east bound with hotel.
.....
.....
Did she forget about us? (To the other guy in the cockpit) The PTT is slightly askew...
Unknown: uck mic.
Ground: I didn't forget about you. Cessna xxxxx taxi to 16L via Golf.
Me: Paine ground, Cessna xxxxx, central ramp, east bound with hotel.
.....
.....
Did she forget about us? (To the other guy in the cockpit) The PTT is slightly askew...
Unknown: uck mic.
Ground: I didn't forget about you. Cessna xxxxx taxi to 16L via Golf.
01-12-2015, 02:49 AM
#1044
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Joined APC: Mar 2008
Position: FAA 'Flight Check'
Posts: 13,837
From AvWeb - Monday, 12 Jan '15
Saturday, December 6, approximately 18:00 local time, I am sitting on the ramp at KTMB waiting on an IFR clearance. Here is the conversation I hear:
N1234:
"Tamiami Ground, N1234 at T hangar, ready for taxi."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, I don't see you. Taxi up to and hold short of taxiway E."
[pause]
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, I see you now. Confirm you are a flight of two."
N1234:
"Affirmative. I am a flight of two."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, taxi E to 9R; cleared to cross 31."
N1234:
"N1234 taxiing E to 9R. Cleared to cross 31."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, I confirm you are a flight of two."
N1234:
"Affirmative. I am a flight of two."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, I only see one of you."
N1234:
"Of course you only see one. My cabin windows are tinted. There are two of us in here."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, 'a flight of two' means there are two aircraft."
N1234:
"How could I fly two planes?"
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, 'a flight of two' means there are two aircraft and one pilot is talking for both aircraft."
N1234:
"No. There is just my plane, with two people inside."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, you should have filed 'two souls on board' and not put 'flight of two' in the remarks. I will adjust your flight plan."
N1234:
"Sorry. Thanks."
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Jeff Mayerle
N1234:
"Tamiami Ground, N1234 at T hangar, ready for taxi."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, I don't see you. Taxi up to and hold short of taxiway E."
[pause]
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, I see you now. Confirm you are a flight of two."
N1234:
"Affirmative. I am a flight of two."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, taxi E to 9R; cleared to cross 31."
N1234:
"N1234 taxiing E to 9R. Cleared to cross 31."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, I confirm you are a flight of two."
N1234:
"Affirmative. I am a flight of two."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, I only see one of you."
N1234:
"Of course you only see one. My cabin windows are tinted. There are two of us in here."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, 'a flight of two' means there are two aircraft."
N1234:
"How could I fly two planes?"
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, 'a flight of two' means there are two aircraft and one pilot is talking for both aircraft."
N1234:
"No. There is just my plane, with two people inside."
KTMB Ground:
"N1234, you should have filed 'two souls on board' and not put 'flight of two' in the remarks. I will adjust your flight plan."
N1234:
"Sorry. Thanks."
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Jeff Mayerle
01-19-2015, 08:13 AM
#1045
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Joined APC: Feb 2012
Position: captain
Posts: 76
O'hare
On approach to ORD very busy airspace, night, 25 years ago: AA XX Heavy (DC-10) turn right 180, slow to 210kts - Roger 180, 210
AAxx heavy turn right 270, slow to 190 - 270, 190 speed AAxx heavy
AAxx heavy turn left 140 slow to 160 - Different voice (Capt)
Approach AAxx heavy do you know what speed this aircraft stalls at........
ATC: No I don't, but if you ask the guy next to you I bet he knows
Silence.......
AAxx heavy turn right 270, slow to 190 - 270, 190 speed AAxx heavy
AAxx heavy turn left 140 slow to 160 - Different voice (Capt)
Approach AAxx heavy do you know what speed this aircraft stalls at........
ATC: No I don't, but if you ask the guy next to you I bet he knows
Silence.......
02-02-2015, 09:16 AM
#1046
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Joined APC: Jan 2015
Position: E-175
Posts: 458
Last weekend, heard on MSN approach/departure.
Cessna: madison departure, cessna xxxxx 1800 climbing 3,000, runway heading
MSN app/dep: cessna xxxxx, climb and maintain 5,000, say on course heading
Cessna: cessna xxxxx climb and maintain 5,000, stay on course heading....
MSN departure: cessna xxxx, SAY on course heading.
Cessna xxxx: cessna xxxx, i am on course now....
(Mic keys, then silence...) likely msn approach just taking the highroad. Haha
It took all my self control to not call this dumbass out on air...
Also, i think this may have been a light sport of some kind, might not have been a cessna
Cessna: madison departure, cessna xxxxx 1800 climbing 3,000, runway heading
MSN app/dep: cessna xxxxx, climb and maintain 5,000, say on course heading
Cessna: cessna xxxxx climb and maintain 5,000, stay on course heading....
MSN departure: cessna xxxx, SAY on course heading.
Cessna xxxx: cessna xxxx, i am on course now....
(Mic keys, then silence...) likely msn approach just taking the highroad. Haha
It took all my self control to not call this dumbass out on air...
Also, i think this may have been a light sport of some kind, might not have been a cessna
03-02-2015, 11:15 AM
#1047
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Joined APC: Sep 2006
Position: C-130
Posts: 381
Flying around in UAE air space, copilot swears the controller used to work Houston Center, so I dare him to ask, and he does
Co-pilot: Did you by chance work Houston Center
UAE: No but I did work Denver back in the 80s
ME: No kidding, did you know a guy there named Billy B?
UAE: Yes I remember him
Me: That's my dad
UAE: Wow I feel old, thanks!
Co-pilot: Did you by chance work Houston Center
UAE: No but I did work Denver back in the 80s
ME: No kidding, did you know a guy there named Billy B?
UAE: Yes I remember him
Me: That's my dad
UAE: Wow I feel old, thanks!
03-07-2015, 05:00 AM
#1050
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Joined APC: Jun 2008
Position: In the TRACON
Posts: 109
During the last "blood moon" event, I was working ORD departures at about 0530. RPA asked for a 30 degree deviation so the FA could see the moon.
I approved the request, and he responded, "if you knew what she looked like, you'd understand."
I assured him that I understood completely. I hope that it worked in his favor, too.
I approved the request, and he responded, "if you knew what she looked like, you'd understand."
I assured him that I understood completely. I hope that it worked in his favor, too.
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