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cbram 05-06-2008 11:16 AM

revenge with the fa's
 
one of the flight attendants im on a 4 day with played a prank on me the other night while we were at the gate. i was getting something to drink in the galley while she was busy doing her announcement when told told the whole plane it was my bday and got them singing........harmless but deserves a little retaliation. any ideas?

Spaceman Spliff 05-06-2008 11:20 AM

Make a PA and tell the pax she volunteered to be auctioned off for charity...highest bid gets a date with her.

Speedbird172 05-06-2008 11:22 AM

I think you should refer to the "passenger announcements" thread and go with the bingo idea, seems like a good one.

tsween 05-06-2008 03:14 PM

tell her the lav is over heating and she needs to pour ice on it while you are in flight

POPA 05-06-2008 03:28 PM

Punch her in the ovaries.

motoboy 05-06-2008 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by POPA (Post 380360)
Punch her in the ovaries.

instant gratification at its finest:)

ACEAV8R 05-06-2008 06:29 PM

Find the roughest looking female ramp agent(lesbian) and tell them she is having a hard time coming out of the closet. Make sure she doesn't mention your name but be around somewhere laughing when she is trying to drag her out. hahaha

FlyJSH 05-07-2008 09:29 AM

Call her husband/boyfriend (or girlfriend) and say, "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you really should know what she is doing on layovers."

HoursHore 05-07-2008 09:33 AM

Sleep with her and then ignore her the rest of the trip.

(Actually this is a very bad idea. How's the old joke go? the difference between a flight attendant and a washing machine?) ;):p:D

130drvr 05-07-2008 06:09 PM

put her tampons in the hotel freezer


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