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Old 05-06-2008, 11:16 AM
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one of the flight attendants im on a 4 day with played a prank on me the other night while we were at the gate. i was getting something to drink in the galley while she was busy doing her announcement when told told the whole plane it was my bday and got them singing........harmless but deserves a little retaliation. any ideas?
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:20 AM
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Make a PA and tell the pax she volunteered to be auctioned off for charity...highest bid gets a date with her.
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:22 AM
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I think you should refer to the "passenger announcements" thread and go with the bingo idea, seems like a good one.
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Old 05-06-2008, 03:14 PM
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tell her the lav is over heating and she needs to pour ice on it while you are in flight
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Old 05-06-2008, 03:28 PM
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Punch her in the ovaries.
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Old 05-06-2008, 04:55 PM
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Punch her in the ovaries.
instant gratification at its finest
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Old 05-06-2008, 06:29 PM
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Find the roughest looking female ramp agent(lesbian) and tell them she is having a hard time coming out of the closet. Make sure she doesn't mention your name but be around somewhere laughing when she is trying to drag her out. hahaha
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:29 AM
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Call her husband/boyfriend (or girlfriend) and say, "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you really should know what she is doing on layovers."
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:33 AM
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Sleep with her and then ignore her the rest of the trip.

(Actually this is a very bad idea. How's the old joke go? the difference between a flight attendant and a washing machine?)
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:09 PM
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put her tampons in the hotel freezer
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