The Definition of Ugly
 

You lot are WAY too stressed out. To help you relax, here's a joke before I leave on my trip:

A mother goes to the grocery store with her two sons. She does her shopping and after waiting it's her turn to check out.
"Are your children twins?" the cashier asks her.
"No," she replies, "Tom is six and Tim is eight. Why, do you think they look like each other?"
The cashier answers, "No, I just can't believe you got laid twice!"

Moved to hangar talk.