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hotshot 10-30-2008 01:06 PM

If your mom packs your lunch, you might work for the TSA.

Diver Driver 10-30-2008 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by hotshot (Post 489003)
If your mom packs your lunch, you might work for the TSA.

Or... you might be flying a regional jet. :D:p

par8head 10-30-2008 03:04 PM

if you look like the woman in HotShot's avatar...

DYNASTY HVY 10-30-2008 04:59 PM

If you think its cool to strip search senior citizens--

SpyGlass 10-30-2008 05:43 PM

If you ever find yourself in a work situation wondering "what would Barney Fife DO", you might work for the TSA...

Senior Skipper 10-30-2008 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by jungle (Post 488940)
If you display a child-like look of pride as a pilot strides to his 400,000 pound aircraft equipped with a nice heavy crash ax because you have his nail clippers in your grubby little mitt.:D

I think we have a winner!

Senior Skipper 10-30-2008 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by Outlaw2097 (Post 488891)
If you stand behind an xray machine all day because the government wanted you sterile...

You may be onto something. What if the whole TSA thing is some covert government plan to rid the country of stupid people by preventing them from reproducing?:eek:

AirTrucker 10-31-2008 03:58 AM


Originally Posted by Senior Skipper (Post 489262)
You may be onto something. What if the whole TSA thing is some covert government plan to rid the country of stupid people by preventing them from reproducing?:eek:

Next thing you know they will get rid of back round check....more stupid people to prevent from reproducing....that made me think of another one!!

If you are part of a covert government plan to sterilize all the stupid people they can by placing them behind an x-ray machine......you might work for the TSA

AirTrucker 10-31-2008 03:59 AM


Originally Posted by SpyGlass (Post 489191)
If you ever find yourself in a work situation wondering "what would Barney Fife DO", you might work for the TSA...

Thats a good one! :D

FlyBoyd 10-31-2008 05:29 AM


Originally Posted by AirTrucker (Post 489384)
Next thing you know they will get rid of back round check....

Nice Freudian slip...most of their back's are very round and there is no need to check them...


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