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11-02-2008, 08:20 AM

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JayDee

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Keep this going I smell an Epic thread coming!

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

11-02-2008, 08:39 AM

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chuck norris sent o'hare ground to the penalty box

11-02-2008, 08:40 AM

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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.

11-02-2008, 09:11 AM

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

11-02-2008, 09:53 AM

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Chuck Norris does not do obstacle clearance planning, there is nothing that Chuck Norris considers an obstacle.

11-02-2008, 10:35 AM

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting