Chuck Norris: Rules To Fly By...
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Chuck Norris: Rules To Fly By...
Consider Yourself Warned
Chuck Norris never states his intentions, he states his demands.
Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37.
Hijackers squawk 7500 when Chuck Norris is on board
When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris is
never under pressure
Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.
When Chuck Norris taxies onto the runway, incoming traffic is told to
hold short
Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no
longer has any use for it.
Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance...once!
Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never
dare get cross with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't holding, he is circling above his victims.
When told to break at the numbers, Chuck Norris politely reminded the
controller that Chuck Norris cannot be broken and proceeded with the
straight in.
Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them.
Chuck Norris is never off of glideslope, the glideslope is off of Chuck
Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need crew rest...he never sleeps.
Chuck Norris is never given the instructions "when able" . Chuck Norris
is never unable to do anything.
Favorable winds are always in the same direction as Chuck Norris' flight
path
A permanent TFR surrounds Chuck Norris...no one is safe.
Chuck Norris never states his intentions, he states his demands.
Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37.
Hijackers squawk 7500 when Chuck Norris is on board
When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris is
never under pressure
Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.
When Chuck Norris taxies onto the runway, incoming traffic is told to
hold short
Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no
longer has any use for it.
Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance...once!
Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never
dare get cross with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't holding, he is circling above his victims.
When told to break at the numbers, Chuck Norris politely reminded the
controller that Chuck Norris cannot be broken and proceeded with the
straight in.
Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them.
Chuck Norris is never off of glideslope, the glideslope is off of Chuck
Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need crew rest...he never sleeps.
Chuck Norris is never given the instructions "when able" . Chuck Norris
is never unable to do anything.
Favorable winds are always in the same direction as Chuck Norris' flight
path
A permanent TFR surrounds Chuck Norris...no one is safe.
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