Well
 

To ex-pat or not ex-pat, isnt that the question.

Well now lookee here boys! Looks like one of them dang ole chi-com websurfin' mind control experts has done got aholt of this thread.
What are you talkin' about with this ex-patriot stuff? I reckon you'd like that plenty now would'nt you huh?
I ain't gonna head your way and fly some dang ole Chineese Yak or somethin' like that with a navigator bubble up front because ya'll ain't got proper navigational aids and just because you got all the cheap CHinese food in the World!

What do you know about Ginger anyways? Are they showin' Gilligan's Island over there? She's a good American girl! Adios Muchacho! Shakespear weren't Chinese neither!

Castaway Choices
 

Maryann, hands-down.

Then Ginger.

And the original Catwoman, Julie Newmarr. Purrrrrrrrfect!

Nothing
 

God, I feel like I'm watching an episode of Seinfeld.

http://tr.im/b3pc *slap* :p

Ginger and Mary Ann at the same time. That is the only acceptable answer.

When Southwest's fuel hedges run out they are toast.

Skybus

Flying is for the stupid and you will never make a living at it! (from Skyhigh)

Flying is awesome and my middle name is Midas (De727UPS)

My middle name is actually Alyn. I never forgave my parents for that as it's hard to remember.

Mrs. Howell is the only answer. Hook up with her and you can buy all the Julie Newmars, Gingers and Mary Anns you want! :D

You could probably buy some Alyn's, too, if that's your thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that ... :D

Soooo, you're endorsing yourself ... to yourself? :eek:

APC sure is quiet at 2 am. :(