Joke
 

A woman returns home and her husband tells her he's just killed 5 flies, "3 male and 2 female flies" he says.

She asks, "How do you know which ones are which?"

"There were three on my beer can and two on the phone"

WW

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--
until finally the husband just knew when his wife said:
"Honey, Ive told you once, Ive told you twice, Ive told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ..."

The difference between pilots and God?

God doesnt think hes a pilot.

Haha good one :D

What do pilots smell like after sex?

Mace

What separates drunks from hookers?

The cockpit door.

What does a pilot's wife do after sex?

Take a shower, put on some fresh clothes, and go pick up her husband at the airport.

I thought of this one a while ago...

If Hartzell is having labor disputes and they decide to picket, is it a prop strike?

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?......


None! they'll just sit in the dark and b**** about it!