Brasky at CAL
 

Bill Brasky is number 0 on CAL's seniority list. (the line always starts behind brasky)

Bill Brasky once issued violations to an entire FSDO for conducting commerce within 600 miles of brasky's home, without permission.

Bill Brasky is CAL's only 787 captain, and usually doesnt take an FO because he is endorsed to solo the aircraft, including into class bravo airspace. (except LAX, brasky hates california)

Bill Brasky generally informs passengers what his destination of choice will be for each flight.

Brasky conducts his own PC checks on revenue flights, then informs the airline of his peformance. This is because he invented the honor system while rollerblading backwards.

The only FO that brasky has ever flown with is his wife Deb, Deb Brasky. What a woman. Great woman. Could never say anything bad about Deb Brasky.

Whatever...

I'm not sure what the point is but I don't think we need to discuss this.